• I just put a casserole in the oven.
• My plastic surgery needed some “tweaking” to get it just right.
• I was sitting in the bathroom and my feet and legs fell asleep. When I stood, up I fell and broke my wrist.
• I was at the casino all weekend and still had money left to play with on Monday morning.
• I woke up in a good mood and didn’t want to ruin it.
• I caught my uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry.
• I accidentally got on a plane.