Part two coming soon! But I found this funny when I read it o I thought I would share it with you.

Comedian and author Tom Leighton collects texts sent to him by his teens. And he has his social media followers share the texts their teens have sent them. A few times a year Tom delivers a roundup up the latest teen texts.
• I tried a cologne at the store I want for Christmas. The brand is called Tester
• What are the peppermint sticks at Christmas called? Shaped like a cane?
• Can my Christmas present be ordering Chipotle right now?
• It seems like Thanksgiving is on Thursday a lot.
• Can I use a Christmas stamp to mail something in July?
• Did grandma have kids?