What happens when reality TV meets reality? Chase Chrisley might just have the answer, as he finds himself at the center of a wild incident at a Georgia bar. According to newly released 911 audio captured by TMZ, Twin Peaks manager Brendon Nash called for help, claiming Chase had turned a casual night into a scene worthy of its own episode. Described as aggressive and under the influence, Chase allegedly slapped Nash and even took a swing with a chair. Now that’s a bar tab we’d all like to avoid!

The audio paints a vivid picture of a chaotic situation, with Nash trying to keep his cool while urging Chase to back off. Imagine the stress of trying to manage a rowdy customer while on the line with 911! Nash described him as a “literally drunk” 5-foot-8 guy—definitely not the kind of info you’d want to share while waiting for backup. Once you hear the actual slap in the recording, it’ll probably make you wonder if slapping a manager should come with a penalty shot.

As things stand, the police are still investigating the incident, but Chase hasn’t been arrested yet. One has to wonder what his next move will be—dining at the bar again or suggesting a new reality show called “Barroom Brawls?” Either way, we can all agree that this isn’t exactly the kind of fame Chase was looking for.

Clearly, a night out can go sideways in ways we never expect, and sometimes you just have to roll with the punches—or in this case, the slaps. Here’s hoping that everyone involved can walk away from this little drama with a story that doesn’t involve any more physical encounters!