I forgot to post this yesterday for you. Here is part two of the teenager texts

 Comedian and author Tom Leighton collects texts sent to him by his teens. And he has his social media followers share the texts their teens have sent them. A few times a year Tom delivers a roundup up the latest teen texts.
• Chicken broth. That’s not the sweat of the chicken, right?
• Am I a notary?
• What do I put for make of car? Metal?
• Just found out the band Haulin’ Oats is actually Hall & Oats.
• Do I put the bear spray on before I start hiking or just if I see a bear.
• Please don’t come to graduation. There won’t be any other parents there.
• How does eating cold turkey help you quit smoking?