Mother’s Day is here once again, and you know what that means…

A lot of moms are going to be getting some really terrible gifts on Sunday.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's a lovely observance and that moms everywhere absolutely do deserve it.

But that doesn't delude me into thinking every mom is completely satisfied on Mother’s Day.

If you try a little, you can give a great gift. If you don't, well...

Here are some bad ideas for gifts. 

A dog hair remover brush...especially if she doesn't have a dog!

Pajamas... four years in a row!

A card that the child was meant to decorate but she was a month old so it was just plain white.

Deodorant...of any kind!

A lovely lamp...that you garbage picked!

Food poisoning!

A free backrub booklet!

A gift card...that expired cuz you bought it last year and lost it!

A Slap Chop!

Any kind of candle from anywhere!

A Trump bible.

THINK, PEOPLE, THINK!

Happy Mother's Day